7 foolish reasons

while eating lunch along with a close friend and two semi-stranger classmates, i obviously felt that the last two are feeling a little bit o.p because they cant keep up with me and my friend rampant chit-chat .we are really intimidating. so what i did is that i talk to them, ya know some random stuff about school, their lives, and some sort of lovelife, and as i was expecting , it backfired to me and slap me in my face.

i was shot direct through my heart: " bakit wala ka pang boypren?"

and i really dont know what to say, i swear i just stare both on their faces with a pokerface while my mouth open still with un-masticated pork.i promise if i dont have a well sanity i could have hit that girl right through her face.

so how should i disect this, i dont really know why. but i have few good reasons why.

1.well because im tall, dark, and.......nevermind. what i just meant is that. you know it...... should i still type it..... lets just make it this way. im the last person god created and he was so tired that time.

2. i dont know who should approach first . cause the only rule i knew is "guys should make the first move" and i guessed that isn't so applicable to my situation.

3. i know im gay, but seriously?, should i really put a dick on my mouth? dude, grow up. i aint gonna do that. gross

4. im a guy, technically, and millions of testosterone is floating in my blood. im not gonna swallow your sons and daughters. as i said i have millions of it.i don't need additional cause it might transform me into a gay hulk. uh uh.

5. guys who want dickos are gays, and guys who want their dickos into a guys mouth is gayoh. its a gayoh-gayoh love affair.in other term. a lose-lose situation, ek bankrupt.

6.this might hurt others, but. we are guys, gayguy, and we have a diko not a vagina. and real men digs vagina and not asshole.according to my last research sex-change ranges from 3000-10000 dollars roughly 138000-500000 pesos. go ahead cut your pride.

7. this is the most serious answer i can come up with.

guys dont like me. and i dont like guys, yet. i dont want to push myself on something i dont like cause i dont want to end up regretting.

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