where's the oblation run?

okey. so i think my school is being a "counterfeit or provincial version of UP" okey to clear things im not leveling my school to the superior UP, what i just mean is there are some similarities.....owkei so i know its kinda non-sense .. its no purpose to write this...but ill still will write this... who cares?
so ive observed many UP-my school similarities or some base... to hit my list is ... the school uniform and building color.
the school blueprint (hiwahiwalay may mga bahay pa sa pagitan!)
the name of our school paper
and many more.... owkei so i have nothing againts my school , in fact i love my school (sometimes not),but to bang my mind is "WHERES THE OBLATION RUN?" ....owkei fine i know im sounding like a horny old guy. but seriously i think it would be fun if there's a ilocano version of the famous blockbuster oblation run .

yun lang po, paalam