if i were to write for myself

dear jaybee

you fucking asshole. you better have good grades now! you better stop drinking soda's and start drinking water, pls never forgot to have your oral and facial care everynight( pls stop being a potato couch )that makes you more a jerk.
stop being a bastard to your friends start being nice. could you also stop sketching your teachers during your class. and stop sketching kuya joseph (though i know his a total clown-face).stop being always late and never bring your old phone(3310) in school, that makes you look nerdy. and owwww owww after buying your phone could you also save your bucks for a psp slim .
thats it for today jaybee. and keep focus on school okey.! paalam!

sincerely yours
your alter ego-yourself, bitch!