petzures 2

Chammy and the witch on dyosa…..very identical



---this is sir tino, the one na nagsara sa pinto ng classroom dahil late kami nung February 13 2009 10:30 am… jeje , I love you sir mwah! XOXO


Me and cham on the internet shop,, accidentally I open-up a porn site , then suddenly she shout and everyone was looking at our screen , even those young kids from INCAt saw those girls “hellokitty” exposed… whooo im ashamed.


Me and majoy waiting for someone to open the gate , ad oh some correction , me , majoy and the tricycle with 0049 plate number.

a chronicle of myself

from an old barrio on ilocos
born as barrio Ladd , that’s me
I’ve been sheltering my self on a nontoxic zone, moving around with my family’s old apple computer and Atari game console, consuming cheese rolls and my moms old spaghetti recipe.
with all those irk stuff
Ive become conscious about me ,never been pleased being box-in and tag as a barrio boy.
Ive cried tons of hyperbolic tears graving to be with light , noise , smoke , street punk etc.
But as I’ve gain liberty just like prodigal teens on their grandeur debuts , ive understand the sense being free, at last air , fresh air with a quirk of cigar smoke .the scenario of going home, no one questioning me why am I late. At first I was prickly with personal democracy but as I go on I’ve learn the skills on how to get use to it.
This is life, yes, THIS IS LIFE.
But as my democratic existence expand, I’ve appreciate bulk of things. I’ve neglected all my parents financial benefits , yes they’ve continue supporting my education, they have no choice they were the one who select my degree, on that matter I cant be independent I’ve always need to have they’re approval . but on my personal things I’ve been relying on my savings, yes. No support at all, my clothes my, shoes, essentials everything exempting food off-course.
A sigh is the only thing I could note, imagine I have managed to be capable to produce bulks for myself , what a life, well I think I have the right to tell my story when me, the superman was born.

infatuations and cheating

folks, would you stop Mocking at me,
im not in-like with somebody, and that's final! i dont even know where did you get those witty dreams that im under an infatuation spell. people would you grow up and stop your childish philosophies. one more thing , this is myself , i own it , and it is mine,only mine how could you probably knew that im fascinated with someone else, hah? well as far as i remember that zit started with ate Jo, followed by Dianne then bringas, then all of a sudden everyone is murmuring about me. i felt so Slaughtered , im so ashamed that i cant open my eyes to look for the stairways.

oh may gulay classmates, someone cheated to the dosage and solution exam, yah you heard it right, imagine he/she used calculators while all of us have been undergoing nosebleed just to solve mathematical problems mentally.well i hope you pass the exam.bitch,,,,but i hope i pass to.

gosh my laptop is undergoing some malfunctioning.....again(gastos na naman)

hey wait everyone, infairness react kayo ng react sa mga pinagsusulat ko dito, hindi man kayo nagcocoment diba, sana naman maisipan nyo magkoment..

thats it folks , enjoy your life and dont forget to spread the name :akosijb

i madly want to pass DnS

gosh, nosebleed to, no , hemorrhage pala!
shocks i hope i pass my DnS examination.
i go to sleep late just to review it.
but i, i mean we, didn't expect it to be that hard,
shocks i almost faint during the examination.
ang hirap mag mental solving sa mathematics.
numbers pa nga lang hilo na ako, solution pa kaya?
hu hu(cry) i hope bro hears my prayer....di ba bro?
i am really madly, graving, thirsty dying just to pass my evaluation ,,, i hope i hope! please bro.

petzures

the who is behind

maturity is optional.

so after drawing this thing, i hear a lot of feedback, asking me who is this GAY?
and banging my mind is, who the hell really is this?
well my mind answers back, telling me .... BULLSHIT, thats a combination of you, bringas, marigold, and josep.., would that satisfy your thirst people?

and oh folks im not a complete idiot, some symptoms are missing, but majority of the manifestations occurs on me, within.

im makulit according to sir madz
im retarded according to sir madz
im maingay according to mam marj
im special according to sir madz (special child )
im chismozo according to sir tino
im maingay according to sir tino
but im good in reporting according to sir lans(imbento jeje)
im a multo according to sir madz
im weird according to ferino

and uhmm.. have you seen twilight,, well i know its kinda late, but i saw it last year pa, but whats with it ba?, you know all my frieds
on my social networking site accont have their different versions of twilight wallpaper, and it was kinda annoying , have you seen edward cullens dirty pictures, well his kinda dog (jowk), but i love kristen stewart's shoes,the one made from old car tires , gusto ko rin pero mahal eh, at wala pa sa ilokos,

and oh walang pasok sa lunes! yehey! happy edsa revolution! people power nato!

bombshells

reminiscing what the hell happens to a two day of my life,
its awful, very disturbing....

SO IT GOES LIKE THIS .....

A STAR IS BORN!!!! COME ONE, COME ALL

jeje...
im referring to my classmate, bb oops i mean bringaz .... so it all started during or school presentation(so highschool)..... then as the c.i blows the signal... all of the sudden a ohlalala comes out with a huge breast... and it was bringaz aka "lady akang" and the class blows a huge laugh..... WOW sexy as others say,, while some (alvin) says yotninam nagchaka....

and i as a audience cant stop laughing with all my heads up...

so glance into my mind is to take a picture of this ilocano version of BB gandanghari,,



and hehey ,,, some of my drawing the one with curly hair is obviously kuya joseph, well i tried to please him to sign the "art" as ive told him... but he refuse, well i think his offended.... im sorry

and the other one is.... you know him... i know

i like , i love , i miss out

i miss out of info. the pregnancy issue is a bit exaggerated
he/she wasn't quite sure about it, well im sorry for those whose so chismossa (like me)whos a bunch disappointed.... well okey na yon no.
well for more ozzing hot rumors.... i cheated on one of my midterm exam... i mean hindi yung nangopya lang.... as in i mean CHEAT.... well sorry BRO ha. but barely i really cant understand what my instructor was telling us about.... so i cheat....so what,once lang naman.

oh oh aside from that remember the thing i wrote about my pal's rumored suitor ----> read article

gosh sila na nung guy as-in super shock ako, muntik na akong ma third stroke! then i found out na nag-"tampo" sakin yung bruhang yhun..... sori poh opinyon lang..

oh oh - for the first time ever i need to go to the guidance office due to some "malfunctioning" of my attitude .... i went to my class along with some bad influence friend 30 minutes late..... ending up for us to be closed-up face to face with the door-how unlucky.....

oh oh ... i love JUNO d movie watch it.... makakarelate ka.

and oh i hate ate .....E , i dont know , i really dont like her , come to think of it my mom wants her....DUH bullshits, who wants to be friend with a one-line-eyebrowser.

and oh i love ate aura ... i like her pancakes

lol..

i hate jafe .... ginaya nya yug phone kung luma...mangagaya!
ay ayoko rin ng dosage and solution concept sa ncm ....ang hirap mag mental solving sana psychiatric na.!

ang popo

lol. yun lang poh...

crab mentality.......liberative...and assholes

i dont really label myself as the "genius" nor "blackCAT"....
but folks its normal to hate someone and be jealous,sometimes
though a lot of times i have been a bit greedy and outrageous ,but i think its normal to have some sense of being a "CRAB"...i think its on our instinct and stance to ... you know drag our Colleague just to give way for us....i just really loath myself whenever Im urging to be a CRAB......

enough for that.

liberation | freedom | emancipation
whoever discover this word -- i love you , i just love freedom.

assholes,i really dont know whats happening to my social networking site account, a lot of my friends are posting non-sense bulletins and i hardly cant figure out whats the matter with ilocano's wirdong-wirdo na talaga ako..

araw ng mga puso?

i woke up early ,then grab my phone with my eyes still close,finding out few new messages greeting me a "happy valentines" , tsk tsk didn't they know im a bisexual? , and single....and to greet me a CAPITALIZED "happy valentines" is one rude moment to start up my day....then i stand up the bed noticing that i lack out of instant noodles for breakfast and im totally late for my class, but while on the tricycle i noticed i haven't printed yet my report so the time i landed(airplane?) on my school i ran fast to a computer shop finding my flash drive bombarded with viruses so i need to wait until everything is done......

well for those happy little asshole lovers.....love and peace,

its friday the 13 (that explains)

that explains why naclosan ako ng pinto sa class ko late kasi eh.

OMG im preggy / she's preggy !

continuation of what i've written yesterday.... so we met again.... then after some jobs finished, we take a break and have some chitchats then he/she pop out a "buntis ako/nakabuntis ako" statement, so thinking that he/she is joking i followed up her/his statement of "say good-bye to nursing then... bye-bye(with hand waves pa!)" , then the group went to a hut .... so i ask her/him again, sure ka? anong nafi-feel mo? di ka na hurt ? eh pano pag ma kick-out ka sa school?.... then slowly she uttered her words.... eh wag nyo munang sasabihin kay mam ____ , di pa ako sure and ayoko pa, gusto ko pang mag-aral.... ayoko namang sumama sa kanya sa U.S anong gagawin ku don? pang-ganakan? ....then after some minutes i saw a doll , then i ask her if she could try to breastfeed it so that we could know if shes prepared or not jeje. after some moments i saw her eating a bulk of sour mangoes.then inot my mind (echusera tong gurl nato,) but on serious thought eh so ano naman kung buntis? kasalanan bayon?

i had sex last feb. 1

i had sex last feb. one - confession from a class outcast , i wasn't really expecting (him/her)to open up with me/us.... actually kinulit ko sya... but i was like just joking wasn't really serious....but suddenly he/she divulge it.... i had sex last February one.... and in my mind it was like "is he/she serious?" ,followed by a "i think she's pregnant/i think im pregnant" statement..so comes into my mind -doesn't he/she know the word "condom...condom..condom"....then i ask him/her "hindi kayo nagcondom?" followed by "go-go-go nalang?" ..well i think nowadays premarital sex has been accepted by the madlang people, it has never been an issue to me..(im still VIRG... you know)...
owkei... to clear things up.... hindi po ako inventor para mag-imbento ng story(ano ako fairytaler)i gave my 100% assurance totoo to.....pero wag nyo ng alamin kung sino... i made a promise to keep it as a secret eh (ewan ko ba kung bakit ako nagpromise eh pinanganak akong chismosO)

p.s: wow pang blind-item columnist na pala ako...shocks dream came true to lord salamat po,,, alleluia !

yun lang.... paalam

what a keps

so since i didn't attend my whole Wednesday class... i decided to make my microbio research and it was about this certain bacteria...so research research ako dyan then i check for the pictures of infected people.....so.... i saw this little gurl with her keps crippled and shrink and i was like .....ooops would that be permanent? then what about if she gets married and you know.... you know what i mean....i mean the toooot . is there still possibility for the guy to fill the pleasure if shes copulating with a girl with pressure ..... okey, what the heck am i talking about, so useless.....

dreads

i dont know.....i want to have dreadlocks
i have no idea ... it just comes into my mind..
i think its quite interesting to have those matting and tousled hair on your head
pero super ambitious naman ako diba....meron ka nabang nakitang nursing students with dreads...baka habulin pa ako ni papa bear ....
ay nag-absent ako ngayon sa class.... kasi i lack out of sleep as in super puyat... so yun taz.... hmmm wala na wala akong maisulat eh..

happy fiesta

So it was a vacation day… no classes I woke up late, about 8.oc then after eating I started to hit the net for about 5 hours then I went to the city(syempre naligo ako) to watch the pamulinawen street pageantry, but the field is attack by a huge crowd so I was only able to watch the first 4 group dancers then went back home to watch the live coverage on TV but unluckily the show was already over and the only “thing/person” I saw was the one who hosted the live coverage……then bumps into my mind “meron tong kamukha” so I took a picture of him/her on the TV using my mothers phone,….so doest he look like susan enriquez but the shape of his face was like mike enriquez …diba? this was only my criticism …I mean my opinion ….. no hard feelings(if ever mabasa nya) …. I have nothing against him coz I barely don’t know this guy….

Just opinions ,peace po tayo make love not war!

funny entity

the girl is _A_E(inspired by marge simpson) and the guy is ....you know who he is ...

do i look like nan? ( i think L_S___ do)

ok. so my friends are teasing me na na na NAN ? and i was so clueless who the hell is nan ? (nan of the above-multiple choice?) so i make a little research ( research ? wow scientific method!)who am I ow i mean who is nan. and hello after 5 minutes na shocks ako.. eto ba yon eh kamukha nung boypren ni marigold to eh(eching joke lang po)
hindi ko naman kamukha yun pwede pa siguro si vice ganda...(laitin ang sarili para hindi mahurt)

AY THIS IS MY NEW DISCOVERY ( vavic looks like BB gandanghari - ang taray!)

diba ung shape ng face.. pero vavic im not saying that vavic(FREN) looks gay(though sometimes meron din -joke)
uy salamat sa mga nagbabasa - and due to insisting public demand .... gagawa ako ng part two nung artist counterfeit promise!

where's the oblation run?

okey. so i think my school is being a "counterfeit or provincial version of UP" okey to clear things im not leveling my school to the superior UP, what i just mean is there are some similarities.....owkei so i know its kinda non-sense .. its no purpose to write this...but ill still will write this... who cares?
so ive observed many UP-my school similarities or some base... to hit my list is ... the school uniform and building color.
the school blueprint (hiwahiwalay may mga bahay pa sa pagitan!)
the name of our school paper
and many more.... owkei so i have nothing againts my school , in fact i love my school (sometimes not),but to bang my mind is "WHERES THE OBLATION RUN?" ....owkei fine i know im sounding like a horny old guy. but seriously i think it would be fun if there's a ilocano version of the famous blockbuster oblation run .

yun lang po, paalam

Im a boy and I wear ladies skinny jeans-so what?

Gender Rules, Roles, and Boundaries are very often stupid things defined by society. I do not want to be boxed in. I want to push the envelope. Challenge the rules. Make a difference. Liberate us from silly rules.- Pete Wentz ,commenting on why he wears mascara

Im skinny I have petite legs and its giving me headaches going to department stores and trying/forcing myself to wear mens jeans which have 29” as its smallest waistline available? Why cry if there is 27” waist-circumference jeans for girls? Obviously I cant wear bootcut’s that would make me look “elvis” during his reign . but I can wear skinny jeans, I have the rights| and I have the legs. That would not depict me as a tryinghard (I’m bisexual). Im from the Philippines and as Britney says “sneak away in the Philippines”-here its liberal, everyone is free to do anything and everything though a lot is sarcastic and stereotypes.
My friends and my teachers and my cousin keep asking me –“aren’t skinny jeans meant for ladies?” fuckin asshole people. I still can give skinny jeans justice even though I have a PENIS!. Than others do wearing skinny jeans doing their stomach in-all-the-way to hide those “BIL-BIL/flappy tummy” . im not saying that skinny jeans should only be worn by skinny people basing on the way it was named. Though it was better to wear a pair of it if you really are skinny?.

artist counterfeit

Wow super twins –bonga (kayjay and I 4got the name of this actress)


Uy pretty in red ( marigold N’ michelle Obama)-hanep pang first lady


Hanep 3in1 ang mukha ni jafe the simpson na ,chuchay pa


Ana and nora – magka rhyme pa!


Si _________ and serena Williams –athletic!


pls po wag kayong magagalit- i did not make this to hurt others feeling owkei , i love you all , peace and love !

the curse of being a musophobic

ok. so everyone have their own fears or phobia.
and as for me oooooooh im scared of mouse. its been my fear since the first day i gain sanity. i just dont know, i dont like their ears, the tail the nose the EVERYTHING.
and because of this phobia .. ive been scolded by my mother many times for destroying a toilet sit cover just to escaped a mise. even destroying a curtain rod and many more. ... okey so the next question is ... am i afraid of mickey mouse.? and do i love cats? in actual fact i do like mickey mouse but im not fond of him ... why? he isnt hairy right and he does't crawl ... he walks?, but on the cat hmmmm i dont like cats specially when they got horny doing the meeeeooooow meeeeooow thing on the rooftop at night ... so disturbing.
enough for that ,so while searching what is the phobia regarding rodents.. i pass over this hilarious and bizarre phobias

1)Ephebiphobia- Fear of teenagers.-- owkei so whos afraid of young skin and fresh body? even my oldie teachers wanted it(their dying for glutathione)

2)Eurotophobia- Fear of female genitalia.-- is this being sarcastic to gays?

3)Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8.-- is there a fear for 69 ?

4)Medorthophobia- Fear of an erect penis.-- owkei .... does this occur?

5)Medomalacuphobia- Fear of losing an erection.--the phobias of pornstars..no erection.. no money jeje!

6)Oneirogmophobia- Fear of wet dreams.-- your unconscious how could you gain fear while your under pleasure?

7)Numerophobia- Fear of numbers.-- this exist i swear ... im one of them .. i hate mathematics..!

well thats for now..paalam po!

Pronouncing English is such an agony.

Top issue to bill my list for today, non other than the “bordam” of my English literacy class… why do we have to make such fool in wasting our precious time (presyos daw oh) just to learn how to articulate and pronounce English …..everyone knows that everyone have their own dialectic binoculars my ow my… even western people don’t pronounce their own words as it is meant. Whoo this is devastations- this makes Filipino education so inferior- why not just focus on what is important , hub on the things you like and fritter all you don’t…..

Enough for that, goin the finicky side ahhm actually and frankly there’s no good thing that really happens today. Though all my class were canceled….. ahhh owkei I remember something really funny…. So retain information ive sold my phone to my pal (I don’t want to call her bestfriend---though we are, cause most of the time we are fighting) jeje so I follow up the payment and check if the phone is still in good condition, and comes into my sight ….the direction keypad is already remove … so crazily loud I was shouting at her then take a deep breath and check if my music is still there or does she erased it or what…… then I check the image gallery ….then I saw this picture of a guy (which I thought is a gay) but unfortunately he was actually one of those who is courting her….so offcourse as my initial reaction I was shocked then suddenly I was laughing up into my lungs telling her --“are you opening the chances to fall in love with a guy who looks like a gay(in picture ok) ?”….then after that I ask her again “did you already copulate with him?...

So check the picture … I just wont show the entire face of the guy , since we are not close and I barely don’t know him… and offcourse for security purposes PLS NO OFFENSE JUST MY SUGGESTION.(I hope hindi nya mabasa)

Argumentum ad ignorantiam

okey... so i dont know what comes into my mind why i need to write twice for this day.
cause i saw this documentaries tackling about "is youngsters being true inside?"

so i close my eyes and imagine Oprah into my sight asking me "who the hell am i?"
so who the hell am I? yah i know its kinda highschool, but looking at the word who am I, well the question is kinda simple but looking at the question in a deeper side its really so hard to answer....... hhhmmmp to start with that

obviously im jaybee, one of those dieing martyr nursing student on town, im a ilocano promdi , im into drawing...unprofessional artist as others say. i like sketching my classmates , teachers and sometimes even strangers which flows into my mind.... im very fond of eating fatty foods cause my body is a whole crazy machine which never ever program itself to gain some weight.....ahhhm would that valuable answer ?....


but looking at a deep river... im a person who sometimes just want to stay in house but sometimes when im freakin out myself im turning into a socialize-addict. before.... hmmm i cant really say im humble cause im not . im not even sweet. im not that friendly cause i only have few friends but im sure that those"few friends" are real friends, not those who is who?....

hmmm. enough for those corniness,

paalam!(again for this day)

if i were to write for myself

dear jaybee

you fucking asshole. you better have good grades now! you better stop drinking soda's and start drinking water, pls never forgot to have your oral and facial care everynight( pls stop being a potato couch )that makes you more a jerk.
stop being a bastard to your friends start being nice. could you also stop sketching your teachers during your class. and stop sketching kuya joseph (though i know his a total clown-face).stop being always late and never bring your old phone(3310) in school, that makes you look nerdy. and owwww owww after buying your phone could you also save your bucks for a psp slim .
thats it for today jaybee. and keep focus on school okey.! paalam!

sincerely yours
your alter ego-yourself, bitch!

ravenous fatigue

im so tired being a starve.
no breakfast...hoard lunch....and early dinner is setting me to bed in a famine nightmare. and the result ....im so being a jerk in school, so un-energize ..an so being inferior " maybe just psychlogical " .
good to know im not the most boron student on school.
there's even more nerdy-fake out there.
and to prove that....i dont have any proof.
BTW ahhhhhhhhh its the month for the city festival.. and that means "tiange!" im getting more stimulated ..... i love bazaars... taz maraming kainan! hmmmm
hmmm i think god is really Good... why ?--- his providing me more alternative to load my favorite organ system in the body-THE REPODUCTIVE SYSTEM! jeje just kidding.offcourse i mean my stomach. well i think it would be fun to have some festival spirits even just for a while.
.. well for now im really looking forward in buying a phone and having my dental braces... thats for today.... i think.. i just dont know what is stored for me tonight.

shoody day

to wake up early morning and to cook your own breakfast is not enough to described my unluckiness .... to give some kick'n, one hot oil(for cooking) dash into my right thumb(and it hurts offcourse), and after that i take up my physics examination with a defected calculator,
ahhm enden while taking my snack ive notied this yellow spots on my white uniform and i was so embarrassed " nagmumukha kaya akong lamon moster".... but aside from those scenario ... nothing to exiting happen (yah) its always been boring(and tiring) every monday ,.....
actually my life has always been tiring since ive entered my higher year in college , my ear have been immune to my mothers complain , that goes like this ..." oh my gosh! i thought your in a christian school how come you have class in saturday and sunday ha! how can that be tsk tsk " see so superfluous right .

typing reinburse

one of the most laborious incidence in my life i was assail with massive typing jkob for our class defense .though luckily hindi na cornedbeef ang lunch ko.......hindi naman ako naglunch.(HUHU), i started the work 10.of the morning and i come to an end of it 1.00 afternoon straight and no lunch!
and to worsen the event. we were left out by the passenger jeep for the ride to pasuquin which is our base community where the defense activity will be held. and guess what we did? we ride a tricycle from the city up to the "lubak-lubak" road just to catch up the jeans.
and again to worsen the the scenario.... the activity was canceled.
-mabuti nalang nagbaon kami ng bakemac (courtesy by ate KAreN) shocks ang sarap kumain pag pagod.
... but unluckly ,y groupmate didnt pay me for my services (though im not expecting it )
pero halos mamaltos at magkakalyo na kaya ako sa kakatype.
- btw its february! summer class is near! hmmm i can smell summer , i can smell third year !.i just hope i would pass all my subjects,, pls lord huhu.

moral lesson of the day - a bakemac a day makes the badtrip away.
(oiks wala akong mga pictures..remember i sold my phone to buy a new one...)