okay im done reading BD chap. 1 . and what a mongrel i am not to expect to shiver - its so damn cool, i mean cool would not be Edwards word to describe chap. 1- maybe he'll describe it as "lavish" - so much.(im so dead)
it goes like this . bella is on the road enjoying her new "before car"-a mercedes gurdian" - its some kinda missile-proof and have this 4 hundred tons of body armor- anyways like ive said, shes enjoying her new chedeng on the road while reminiscing her dead chevy truck and how she passed the HOW-TO-TELL-CHARLIE-THAT-IM-ABOUT-TO-GET-MARRIED phase of her life. anyways of course at first charlie thought bella is preggy but then it was cleared by edward. and so they were given Charlie's blessing, with just one condition - to tell Renee.(renee is such such a cool mom)
anyways the "after car" is A FERRARI F430. (nice , EH? )
Saturday, June 13, 2009
Breaking Dawn: chapter 1 is done
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Friday, June 12, 2009
The twilight saga. (on my own perspective ) (ive consumed 2 days each for twilight and new moon – 24 chapters each , and 3 days for the the eclipse
New moon (objective-not so detailed)
It was then Bella’s 18th birthday , after having dinner with Charlie , Edward took her to the Cullen’s residence .(off course we all know that Cullens are so called “vegetarian”) so there’s no eating feast to be done, instead they let Bella open her presents. after opening the first gift from Jasper, Alice, Rosalie, and Emmet she then proceed in opening the gift of Esme and Carlisle and due to some inescapable bad luck of bella she then end up having paper cut. With blood flowing on the floor the youngest member of the vegetarian vampies –jasper- was temped to make bella his dinner.
And due to Edwards fear of destroying his family and her love . the cullens decided to move to Denali Alaska (im not sure if its Alaska ) . And due to Edwards flee . Bella turned a bit psychotic….I mean depressed. And of course Charlie became worried of Bellas sudden change, so Bella decided not to move on ,but at least continue her life. Longing for comfort .Bella ends up at his so called bestfriend “Jacob Black”. Both Bella and Jacob end up doing some extreme sport (hiking,motorcycling,) after some weeks , rapidly Jacob change his attitude(even his looks) and told Bella that they could not be friends anymore , leaving Bella so curious what’s with the sudden change, bella then discovered ( Jacob admit it ) that Jacob is a “werewolf” .Due to Bella , missing Edward so much she ends up hallucinating Edwards soft voice everytime she does her “extreme sport” so she decide to give cliff diving a try.
On the other side . alice cullen (the psychic vampie ) saw bella on her future vision ,having cliff diving which Alice thought was bella commiting suicide ( on some other time alice will discover that her future vision is being blinded everytime a werewolf is around the one she is looking for) so alice then tell Rosalie cullen about her vision and ask her to tell Edward about her vision . so alice came back to forks being surprise that bella is alive . while alice and bella were chatting , Jacob black decided to give bella a visit (you know werewolves and vampies are normaly enemies) after some minutes there was a phonecall on bellas residence , instead of bella to answer the phone . Jacob did . Jacob thought that the one who is calling is Dr. Carlisle and he was asking where is Charlie . Jacob did tell that Charlie is on the way to the funeral (funeral of charlies best friend harry Clearwater) but the caller was then Edward and he thought Charlie is on the way to the funeral of bella because of suicide . it was then late when alice discover that Edward decided to go to italy and meet the volturi(the royal vampire family) so alice and bella decide to go to italy and save Edward . after “saving Edward” from the expose sunlight during a “red” festival in italy . the voulturi commend Edward why was bella exposed to their VAmpie Secret. The volturi decided to kill bella but Edward propose of turning bella into vampire.
Eclipse
Its almost graduation in forks high school and news about rapid number growth of murder in the near state of forks – Seattle is all on the news–bella, on the other side is so eager to be a vampire , though everything is settled that Carlisle will transform her after her graduation , still Bella wanted to be transformed by Edward .but Edward don’t seem to like the idea . but it is the only wish of Bella . so Edward gave bella another option . first bella should marry Edward then Edward would change bella into a vampire . but bella doesn’t want the idea of getting married at 18 though the idea of marrying Edward is nice. One night an intruder went to the swan residence and take one of Bella’s dress. This is when bella come to the conclusion that Victoria is back on town and is connected on the murders in Seattle which Edward concluded as a troup of new-born vampires – bella is the target of all this murders, jasper hale an ex-military officer-turned vampire-turned cullen have a lot of experience on defeating new-born vampires .alice foresee that Victoria will attack them with less than twenty new-born army, which means the cullens would be outnumbered so Bella ask a favor of help to Sam Ulley for the wolfpacks to help the cullens . and the packs agreed – and the fight strategy is already formed by jasper . but after some time bella was afraid that some of her love one,the cullen , the wolves or Edward might be hurt. So instead of joining the war Edward decided to just hike with bella in the forest but Edward should not hike along with bella because they might be found by a tracker so Jacob represent to help bella in hiking. After reaching the forest spot everyone thought Jacob is leaving but he decided to joined the camp along with his other wolf friends seth Clearwater . after the night Edward and Bella thought Jacob leave to check out his father billy and Charlie . worried about Jacobs safety .bella ask Edward to call Jacob back to the camp. After some time Jacob and Edward is back . Edward leave along with seth to give bella and Jacob a time to talk. While no one is around bella ask Jacob not to go and fight because of bella’s desperation he kissed Jacob. And there she realized that she was in loved with Jacob (this is so depressing )(the kiss is very intimate-though im just reading it) but Jacob still decided to go fight – after that Edward returned to the camp , and bella admit her feelings about Jacob to Edward- but Edward is so considerate that she understand Bella-after the fight is over Bella make up her mind and choose Edward rather than Jacob.
I haven’t read breaking dawn yet. But ive read its plot- and its so terrifying –im so dead with this saga
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Sunday, June 7, 2009
ayus!
extended ang school vacation for one week, ayus
ang sYa, matutuloy ko na yung ytwilight saga book 3 and 4 . eh.
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Saturday, June 6, 2009
obsession
wheh. everything has been into a whole new rage.
my one week school break is over., and guess what.IM mad.
ive been on this "recreational activity" or should i say "pathethism"
indulging most of my time reading twilight and new moon.to my surprise , ive enjoyed and managed to reach to climax and be able to grab the last pages of the two books for about two days for each one. hell im under delusions , im under the cullen's venom . im really obsessed about vampire, volturi, the werewolves, bella, edward, charlie(ugh), alice , victoria , laurent , the silver volvo , the rabbit, the old chevy truck, the ivory skin, forks, the yellow porsche , the cliff diving......ugh do i need to elaborate everything. i love twilight and newmoon....so sad i could'nt manage to read eclipse and b.dawn. because ill be at the school next. (sad)
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Wednesday, April 22, 2009
recycled JOWKS [ new moon ]
does anybody already experienced "humor-fatigue" / corniness
well i am , right now , and ive got all the symptoms.
my doctor even prescribe me to take heroine 3 times a day.
so beware, cause its highly contagious , you might be infected .
who cares about your birth-place
and who cares about .. whatever
well , at first its kinda cute, your jokes makes me really laugh.
but oh com'n , ive been into it, breakfast till dinner
and its burning my brain to hell
i mean , wooh your repeating your jowks 4 consecutive days from now.
it makes me ask myself if ,are you environment friendly?.... coz , you love recycling!
but come to think of it , i have really nothing againts you,
and i kinda like you "as a person"
but your humors are non-sense ....... (humors are supposedly nonsense, i knew that)
you really reminds me of Homer Simpsons - his adorable.... and corny
but your not synonymous, i guess.
anyways, NEW MOON shoot is Ongoing! and im NOT going gaga !
but my couzins are.
ive heard Dakota faning is one huge addition, off course we know who Dakota faning is, the one in the race to witch mountain, i really dont care about her.
but OOOw shit! this new "kakampi" are making me and all bisexual community to repeat history - people power!
ive read on one blog , that this hawtys are called the "the wolf packs" and they are set to flaunt their body all thru out the flick. - owww yeah!,,,,ooops im suppose to be conservative.
btw , matagal pa naman ang showing ng new moon,
sana mamatay si bella sa new moon , para exciting!
well ganito ang story ng new moon.....
si bella ay nag-ce-celebrate ng kanyang 18th birthday na prepared by Edward cullen and her sister alice , so habang nag-bubukas ng gift si bella ay nasugatan sya, so may dugo , and yung dugong yun ay naamoy ni Jasper(kapatid ni edward) , so syempre si jasper ay vampire at na-temp sya na kainin si bella , at dahil sa takot ni bella na masira ang good relationship ni Edward sa kanyang family, at si edward ay natakot na mamatay ang kanyang love na si bella , the both decided to break-up.
so si bella ay lumayas na sa Forks, Washington , at iniwan si edward cullen.
so syempre si bella malungkot kaya naghanap sya ng kaibigan at yun si jacob black (played by Taylor laughter)- si jacob at si bella ay nag-ka-roon ng close relationship to the extend na halos lahat ng ginagawa nilang dalawa ay naaalala ni bella si Edward kay jacob. PERO si Victoria ( the badGirl vampire ) seeks bella para magka-revenge dahil sa pag-kamatay ng kanyang love na si James (yung namatay sa twilight)dun natuklasan ni bella na si Jacob black ay isa palang werewolves ( kasama sya sa mga hawtys na "wolf packs") and jacob serves as Bella's hero , kasi nga diba wala si Edward.
si Edward naman dahil hindi alam na lumayas si bella , ay inakala nya na namatay na si bella swan so he decided na pumunta sa Italy kung saan nandoon ang isang grupo ng mga "mababait" na vampires na kaya syang patayin. so suicidal na si Edward. so si bella at si alice nung malaman nila na magpapakamatay na si Edward ay pumunta silang dalawa sa Italy, at dun ang mga mababait na Vampires (Volturi) said that dahil alam ni Bella ang mga sikreto ng mga Cullens , so dapat patayin si bella , pero syempre hindi papayag si EDward , kaya nag-decide ang mga Cullen na instead of patayin si bella ay let her be a vampire nalang after her graduation. the END!.
owkei for those excited, im sorry ! but i just couldn't stop myself.
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