recycled JOWKS [ new moon ]

does anybody already experienced "humor-fatigue" / corniness
well i am , right now , and ive got all the symptoms.
my doctor even prescribe me to take heroine 3 times a day.
so beware, cause its highly contagious , you might be infected .


who cares about your birth-place
and who cares about .. whatever
well , at first its kinda cute, your jokes makes me really laugh.


but oh com'n , ive been into it, breakfast till dinner
and its burning my brain to hell
i mean , wooh your repeating your jowks 4 consecutive days from now.
it makes me ask myself if ,are you environment friendly?.... coz , you love recycling!
but come to think of it , i have really nothing againts you,
and i kinda like you "as a person"
but your humors are non-sense ....... (humors are supposedly nonsense, i knew that)

you really reminds me of Homer Simpsons - his adorable.... and corny

but your not synonymous, i guess.

anyways, NEW MOON shoot is Ongoing! and im NOT going gaga !
but my couzins are.
ive heard Dakota faning is one huge addition, off course we know who Dakota faning is, the one in the race to witch mountain, i really dont care about her.
but OOOw shit! this new "kakampi" are making me and all bisexual community to repeat history - people power!
ive read on one blog , that this hawtys are called the "the wolf packs" and they are set to flaunt their body all thru out the flick. - owww yeah!,,,,ooops im suppose to be conservative.

btw , matagal pa naman ang showing ng new moon,
sana mamatay si bella sa new moon , para exciting!

well ganito ang story ng new moon.....

si bella ay nag-ce-celebrate ng kanyang 18th birthday na prepared by Edward cullen and her sister alice , so habang nag-bubukas ng gift si bella ay nasugatan sya, so may dugo , and yung dugong yun ay naamoy ni Jasper(kapatid ni edward) , so syempre si jasper ay vampire at na-temp sya na kainin si bella , at dahil sa takot ni bella na masira ang good relationship ni Edward sa kanyang family, at si edward ay natakot na mamatay ang kanyang love na si bella , the both decided to break-up.

so si bella ay lumayas na sa Forks, Washington , at iniwan si edward cullen.
so syempre si bella malungkot kaya naghanap sya ng kaibigan at yun si jacob black (played by Taylor laughter)- si jacob at si bella ay nag-ka-roon ng close relationship to the extend na halos lahat ng ginagawa nilang dalawa ay naaalala ni bella si Edward kay jacob. PERO si Victoria ( the badGirl vampire ) seeks bella para magka-revenge dahil sa pag-kamatay ng kanyang love na si James (yung namatay sa twilight)dun natuklasan ni bella na si Jacob black ay isa palang werewolves ( kasama sya sa mga hawtys na "wolf packs") and jacob serves as Bella's hero , kasi nga diba wala si Edward.



si Edward naman dahil hindi alam na lumayas si bella , ay inakala nya na namatay na si bella swan so he decided na pumunta sa Italy kung saan nandoon ang isang grupo ng mga "mababait" na vampires na kaya syang patayin. so suicidal na si Edward. so si bella at si alice nung malaman nila na magpapakamatay na si Edward ay pumunta silang dalawa sa Italy, at dun ang mga mababait na Vampires (Volturi) said that dahil alam ni Bella ang mga sikreto ng mga Cullens , so dapat patayin si bella , pero syempre hindi papayag si EDward , kaya nag-decide ang mga Cullen na instead of patayin si bella ay let her be a vampire nalang after her graduation. the END!.


owkei for those excited, im sorry ! but i just couldn't stop myself.