recycled JOWKS [ new moon ]

does anybody already experienced "humor-fatigue" / corniness
well i am , right now , and ive got all the symptoms.
my doctor even prescribe me to take heroine 3 times a day.
so beware, cause its highly contagious , you might be infected .


who cares about your birth-place
and who cares about .. whatever
well , at first its kinda cute, your jokes makes me really laugh.


but oh com'n , ive been into it, breakfast till dinner
and its burning my brain to hell
i mean , wooh your repeating your jowks 4 consecutive days from now.
it makes me ask myself if ,are you environment friendly?.... coz , you love recycling!
but come to think of it , i have really nothing againts you,
and i kinda like you "as a person"
but your humors are non-sense ....... (humors are supposedly nonsense, i knew that)

you really reminds me of Homer Simpsons - his adorable.... and corny

but your not synonymous, i guess.

anyways, NEW MOON shoot is Ongoing! and im NOT going gaga !
but my couzins are.
ive heard Dakota faning is one huge addition, off course we know who Dakota faning is, the one in the race to witch mountain, i really dont care about her.
but OOOw shit! this new "kakampi" are making me and all bisexual community to repeat history - people power!
ive read on one blog , that this hawtys are called the "the wolf packs" and they are set to flaunt their body all thru out the flick. - owww yeah!,,,,ooops im suppose to be conservative.

btw , matagal pa naman ang showing ng new moon,
sana mamatay si bella sa new moon , para exciting!

well ganito ang story ng new moon.....

si bella ay nag-ce-celebrate ng kanyang 18th birthday na prepared by Edward cullen and her sister alice , so habang nag-bubukas ng gift si bella ay nasugatan sya, so may dugo , and yung dugong yun ay naamoy ni Jasper(kapatid ni edward) , so syempre si jasper ay vampire at na-temp sya na kainin si bella , at dahil sa takot ni bella na masira ang good relationship ni Edward sa kanyang family, at si edward ay natakot na mamatay ang kanyang love na si bella , the both decided to break-up.

so si bella ay lumayas na sa Forks, Washington , at iniwan si edward cullen.
so syempre si bella malungkot kaya naghanap sya ng kaibigan at yun si jacob black (played by Taylor laughter)- si jacob at si bella ay nag-ka-roon ng close relationship to the extend na halos lahat ng ginagawa nilang dalawa ay naaalala ni bella si Edward kay jacob. PERO si Victoria ( the badGirl vampire ) seeks bella para magka-revenge dahil sa pag-kamatay ng kanyang love na si James (yung namatay sa twilight)dun natuklasan ni bella na si Jacob black ay isa palang werewolves ( kasama sya sa mga hawtys na "wolf packs") and jacob serves as Bella's hero , kasi nga diba wala si Edward.



si Edward naman dahil hindi alam na lumayas si bella , ay inakala nya na namatay na si bella swan so he decided na pumunta sa Italy kung saan nandoon ang isang grupo ng mga "mababait" na vampires na kaya syang patayin. so suicidal na si Edward. so si bella at si alice nung malaman nila na magpapakamatay na si Edward ay pumunta silang dalawa sa Italy, at dun ang mga mababait na Vampires (Volturi) said that dahil alam ni Bella ang mga sikreto ng mga Cullens , so dapat patayin si bella , pero syempre hindi papayag si EDward , kaya nag-decide ang mga Cullen na instead of patayin si bella ay let her be a vampire nalang after her graduation. the END!.


owkei for those excited, im sorry ! but i just couldn't stop myself.

miley - just another disney starlet! and i mean it.

oh com'on , who says miley cyrus is beautiful? , she doesnt even deserve to be called " just an average"
miley cyrus is UGLY , and i mean it. shes just one disney starlet-asian racist, trying to copy hilarry duff and hey ,
have you saw miley cyrus without make-up?



yah bet shes ugly, now i know why all my friends are dying to have their make-up on their face!
aha, yah might tell you "avid-fan" why am i such a "racist" to miley cyrus?
well, miley cyrus is the first one to be bad-she forced me! miley cyrus is an "asian-racist" his the same with joe jonas , and oh , joe jonas is gay! i swear!


another gay , is adam lambert . oops now i believed emo is only a reason for guys to act like girls ! adam lambert is gay and my cousin are going gaga over him, i just could't stop laughing , my couzin are in-like with a gay , its like their having plans to fuck me! wahaha! jokes



ok. im not really sure if joe jonas is gay, my classmate might kill me.
but i swear i saw a gay-picture of joe jonas on the net i just could not find it i swear1

girls and nokia are so synonymous

girls and nokia are almost the same. both of them needs to be look forward.
admit it nokia phones are more admire than samsung, sony, and moto by our fancy/pop-youth nowadays ? why , dont ask me coz i dont know why..... oh wait i know why its because of the label " NOKIA" oh com'on admit it even i was onced an adict but then i realize, i mean my friend let me realize that nokia are so easy to be a past-out ,i mean almost every week nokia releases new models and your phone would be......

classmate: oh your phone, isnt that the model so-last week, look i have the newer one.

oh com'on lets all be realistic ! if youll buy the latter brands rather than nokia youll be able to be proud and flaunt your phone on the crowd , why ?,coz they would go like this.

classmate: uy ana nga model dijay?

and thats what girls are! they are the same or somewhat synonymous to nokia
look guys and gays and somewhat lesbians
girls only care about their lips and its lipgloss and their outfits. one good example is my good old friend "angel" ..... oh this girl , all she want is to read her pocket books rather her "funda" . and oh she love flaunting her unmatched high-heels with her stripped petite polo shirt- she looks like a chowking crew when she does that- oooops sorry girl.

look i have nothing againts nokia nor the "girls" but i rather be stuck on being a bisexual than to be a girl going gaga with her osteoporosis because she cant carry her boobs anymore, i dont want having period everymonth ! damn thats is so un-environment friendly, wasting bulks of napkin and throwing it sa pasig-river wooot.!

bukas is the day

i bet butterfly cults are already tired running on my belly , well i really cant blame them alongside i also cant blame myself to get nervous, as confusios ( never mind the spelling , im not sure of it)...continue ... as confusios say "expect for the best but prepare for the worst" ..did he really said that? , well im being particular about the school result for tomorrow , my mother would really kill me if i fail, trust me!.
so since im really nervous i did a little research on how to vanish nervousness in and out of you.
and guess what i saw ... prepare for the worst but always look at the righter side.. okay is this really possible? struggling under emotional crisis but being a bubble-guy being optimistic for good things to happen ? whew i cant really do that ... it would probably give me hemorrhage and brain freeze. what i really can do now is to pray and ask Bro a favor to give me permission to pass second year. that would be more easier and more sure than thinking GAGA over optimistic brains. well i just really wish Bro hears my prayer , kahit pabertday na nya sakin yon okey na!

whew! think possitive | trust God ! thats more sure !

the halo phenomenom - is this the sign?

so yesterday while on-school. di nasa kiosk kami ni zaivile then somebody texted her,"magugnaw naba ang mundo? tignan nyo yng sun" so she take a glance pero hindi ako sumama baka mag-mukha akong timang dyan, afterwards kinukulit nya akong tignan ksai ang cute raw, so tinignan ko..............gosh nagulat ako! ano to magugunaw na ba ang mundo?

may sense ba?

ang buwan

it was monday sunset, i was so feeling depressed , so down , im worried about my ncm 100, im clueless about my standing in school, if i did it or not.after that time of drama i then go to the ka-i-nan portion of my life after eating hapunan i went out the house and i noticed the moon in quarter size yung parang my smile, but i didn't pay attention on that mater. the next day im still depressed so what i did is i ask god to give me a sign if i have something to worry for, but i didn't specify what sign am i looking for, following my daily/nightly routine i ate my supper alone then went outside the house to drink my water, then i noticed the moon is again in quarter size. then i ask myself ano tung smile na to yung teasing o friendly smile. the i consumed about a second for me to realize "is this the sign im looking for?", but being to unsure i ask God again that if the moon tomorrow Wednesday would still be in smiling form that would be a sign that i have nothing to worry for. So Wednesday came while eating my dinner i remember the sign im asking for so what i did while eating is i take a glance at the window and "oh shit, its fucking bright outside" but i didn't lose hope so after eating i again went outside to drink my water but before going out i told myself "bahala na me tiwala ako sayo bro" so afetr drinking i look up in the sky but unexpectedly i didnt see the moon so i twisted my head 180 degree ......shocks walang buwan ano to?.......


TO BE CONTINUED



p.s i realize the brightness i saw at our window came pala sa bumbilya ng poste ng INEC!