the curse of being a musophobic

ok. so everyone have their own fears or phobia.
and as for me oooooooh im scared of mouse. its been my fear since the first day i gain sanity. i just dont know, i dont like their ears, the tail the nose the EVERYTHING.
and because of this phobia .. ive been scolded by my mother many times for destroying a toilet sit cover just to escaped a mise. even destroying a curtain rod and many more. ... okey so the next question is ... am i afraid of mickey mouse.? and do i love cats? in actual fact i do like mickey mouse but im not fond of him ... why? he isnt hairy right and he does't crawl ... he walks?, but on the cat hmmmm i dont like cats specially when they got horny doing the meeeeooooow meeeeooow thing on the rooftop at night ... so disturbing.
enough for that ,so while searching what is the phobia regarding rodents.. i pass over this hilarious and bizarre phobias

1)Ephebiphobia- Fear of teenagers.-- owkei so whos afraid of young skin and fresh body? even my oldie teachers wanted it(their dying for glutathione)

2)Eurotophobia- Fear of female genitalia.-- is this being sarcastic to gays?

3)Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8.-- is there a fear for 69 ?

4)Medorthophobia- Fear of an erect penis.-- owkei .... does this occur?

5)Medomalacuphobia- Fear of losing an erection.--the phobias of pornstars..no erection.. no money jeje!

6)Oneirogmophobia- Fear of wet dreams.-- your unconscious how could you gain fear while your under pleasure?

7)Numerophobia- Fear of numbers.-- this exist i swear ... im one of them .. i hate mathematics..!

well thats for now..paalam po!

Pronouncing English is such an agony.

Top issue to bill my list for today, non other than the “bordam” of my English literacy class… why do we have to make such fool in wasting our precious time (presyos daw oh) just to learn how to articulate and pronounce English …..everyone knows that everyone have their own dialectic binoculars my ow my… even western people don’t pronounce their own words as it is meant. Whoo this is devastations- this makes Filipino education so inferior- why not just focus on what is important , hub on the things you like and fritter all you don’t…..

Enough for that, goin the finicky side ahhm actually and frankly there’s no good thing that really happens today. Though all my class were canceled….. ahhh owkei I remember something really funny…. So retain information ive sold my phone to my pal (I don’t want to call her bestfriend---though we are, cause most of the time we are fighting) jeje so I follow up the payment and check if the phone is still in good condition, and comes into my sight ….the direction keypad is already remove … so crazily loud I was shouting at her then take a deep breath and check if my music is still there or does she erased it or what…… then I check the image gallery ….then I saw this picture of a guy (which I thought is a gay) but unfortunately he was actually one of those who is courting her….so offcourse as my initial reaction I was shocked then suddenly I was laughing up into my lungs telling her --“are you opening the chances to fall in love with a guy who looks like a gay(in picture ok) ?”….then after that I ask her again “did you already copulate with him?...

So check the picture … I just wont show the entire face of the guy , since we are not close and I barely don’t know him… and offcourse for security purposes PLS NO OFFENSE JUST MY SUGGESTION.(I hope hindi nya mabasa)

Argumentum ad ignorantiam

okey... so i dont know what comes into my mind why i need to write twice for this day.
cause i saw this documentaries tackling about "is youngsters being true inside?"

so i close my eyes and imagine Oprah into my sight asking me "who the hell am i?"
so who the hell am I? yah i know its kinda highschool, but looking at the word who am I, well the question is kinda simple but looking at the question in a deeper side its really so hard to answer....... hhhmmmp to start with that

obviously im jaybee, one of those dieing martyr nursing student on town, im a ilocano promdi , im into drawing...unprofessional artist as others say. i like sketching my classmates , teachers and sometimes even strangers which flows into my mind.... im very fond of eating fatty foods cause my body is a whole crazy machine which never ever program itself to gain some weight.....ahhhm would that valuable answer ?....


but looking at a deep river... im a person who sometimes just want to stay in house but sometimes when im freakin out myself im turning into a socialize-addict. before.... hmmm i cant really say im humble cause im not . im not even sweet. im not that friendly cause i only have few friends but im sure that those"few friends" are real friends, not those who is who?....

hmmm. enough for those corniness,

paalam!(again for this day)

if i were to write for myself

dear jaybee

you fucking asshole. you better have good grades now! you better stop drinking soda's and start drinking water, pls never forgot to have your oral and facial care everynight( pls stop being a potato couch )that makes you more a jerk.
stop being a bastard to your friends start being nice. could you also stop sketching your teachers during your class. and stop sketching kuya joseph (though i know his a total clown-face).stop being always late and never bring your old phone(3310) in school, that makes you look nerdy. and owwww owww after buying your phone could you also save your bucks for a psp slim .
thats it for today jaybee. and keep focus on school okey.! paalam!

sincerely yours
your alter ego-yourself, bitch!

ravenous fatigue

im so tired being a starve.
no breakfast...hoard lunch....and early dinner is setting me to bed in a famine nightmare. and the result ....im so being a jerk in school, so un-energize ..an so being inferior " maybe just psychlogical " .
good to know im not the most boron student on school.
there's even more nerdy-fake out there.
and to prove that....i dont have any proof.
BTW ahhhhhhhhh its the month for the city festival.. and that means "tiange!" im getting more stimulated ..... i love bazaars... taz maraming kainan! hmmmm
hmmm i think god is really Good... why ?--- his providing me more alternative to load my favorite organ system in the body-THE REPODUCTIVE SYSTEM! jeje just kidding.offcourse i mean my stomach. well i think it would be fun to have some festival spirits even just for a while.
.. well for now im really looking forward in buying a phone and having my dental braces... thats for today.... i think.. i just dont know what is stored for me tonight.

shoody day

to wake up early morning and to cook your own breakfast is not enough to described my unluckiness .... to give some kick'n, one hot oil(for cooking) dash into my right thumb(and it hurts offcourse), and after that i take up my physics examination with a defected calculator,
ahhm enden while taking my snack ive notied this yellow spots on my white uniform and i was so embarrassed " nagmumukha kaya akong lamon moster".... but aside from those scenario ... nothing to exiting happen (yah) its always been boring(and tiring) every monday ,.....
actually my life has always been tiring since ive entered my higher year in college , my ear have been immune to my mothers complain , that goes like this ..." oh my gosh! i thought your in a christian school how come you have class in saturday and sunday ha! how can that be tsk tsk " see so superfluous right .

typing reinburse

one of the most laborious incidence in my life i was assail with massive typing jkob for our class defense .though luckily hindi na cornedbeef ang lunch ko.......hindi naman ako naglunch.(HUHU), i started the work 10.of the morning and i come to an end of it 1.00 afternoon straight and no lunch!
and to worsen the event. we were left out by the passenger jeep for the ride to pasuquin which is our base community where the defense activity will be held. and guess what we did? we ride a tricycle from the city up to the "lubak-lubak" road just to catch up the jeans.
and again to worsen the the scenario.... the activity was canceled.
-mabuti nalang nagbaon kami ng bakemac (courtesy by ate KAreN) shocks ang sarap kumain pag pagod.
... but unluckly ,y groupmate didnt pay me for my services (though im not expecting it )
pero halos mamaltos at magkakalyo na kaya ako sa kakatype.
- btw its february! summer class is near! hmmm i can smell summer , i can smell third year !.i just hope i would pass all my subjects,, pls lord huhu.

moral lesson of the day - a bakemac a day makes the badtrip away.
(oiks wala akong mga pictures..remember i sold my phone to buy a new one...)